Fred to Take Month Off: World in Mourning, Stocks Fall

For reasons of mental health, if he has any, Fred Fred will go briefly into abeyance during which time he will train his menagerie of cobras to recognize Congressmen except Ron Paul, and to bite anyone who says “microaggression.” He is likely to return afterward.


Fred’s birthday. Mexicans have a robust notion of a candle.

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