Dear Europeans,
In the international prints I see that you are outraged and upset and have your innards in an uproar because, in that Davos meeting where billionaires decide how to mismanage the world, Mr. Trump was all contemptuous of you and you can’t figure out why.
Let me help you.
He was contemptuous of you because you are contemptible. Embarrassingly so. Amusingly so.
There. Is that better?
Yes, you who once ruled the world, since 1914 have been burrowing into minimal relevance with such success that you are now little more than a football fought over by Asia and the United States. This is an astonishment. You have a massive population by Western standards, though small potatoes by the reckoning of the big Asian powers. You are a major market, have considerable if fading technological strength, and superlative wines and cheeses. You have a major country, Germany, and, well, those noisy little northern ones, whose names I can never remember. Latisha, Lithography, and Epstein, or something like that. How can so much amount to so little?
Perhaps your most comic humiliation, among many candidates, was Ursula Borderline’s grotesque obeisance to President Trump a while back. Trump, sitting comfortably in his golf course in Scotland, whistles. Ursula, headmistress of the European nursery, comes running to lick Donald’s boots, galumphing along like an eager if dimwitted puppy. Yes, master, yes she says, I’ll do anything, sounding like a submissive in an S-and-M bar. She then hands over the European economy, not actually kneeling and proffering it on a silver tray, but close. Reports that she said “Arf arf” and waited for Trump to give her a doggy treat are probably exaggerated, though witnesses disagree on this.
I have wondered, Ursula, whether Mr. Trump shouldn’t invest in a line of flavored boot polish for European’s who visit the White House. It would be a form of hospitality. Plain old Shinola must have an unpleasant industrial taste. Perhaps the State Department could offer a menu, Roquefort for Macron, tomato sauce for the Italians, haggis for the Scottish, wrapped in disposable but comfortable knee pads. You Europeans after all are our valued allies, and deserving of comfort while groveling.
Europeasants are nothing if not entertaining. Your most profound lunge into subservience followed Biden’s blowing up of the Nordstream pipelines. It was a brilliant move by Washington and no doubt delicious for Uncle Joe, watching you squirming and gurgling, looking for someone, anyone to blame other than the Americans, whom you knew perfectly well to have done it. But…you didn’t dare say “Washington” as then you would have had to do something about it.
This was out of the question because you have feathers for balls. So you flapped your hands and made plaintive little squeaking noises while looking for a villain, any villain.
But your proposed villains: First, the Russians did it. Sure, blew up their own pipeline that was earning them carloads of money. That was too silly even for the EU, which is saying something. Next it was the Ukrainians,. That didn’t work either. You would have had to punish them, send them to their room without dinner or something, instead of breastfeeding Kiev to keep the Ukies in your idiotic war. Finally it was three rogue freelance Ukrainians in a canoe!. Perfect! This amounted to no one did it. But don’t, for God’s sake, don’t ever say “the Americans.” Perish forbid.
Now, sovereignty. You don’t have any. No country can be sovereign when it has foreign military bases on its territory, one about every three feet. To keep the natives from getting restless, America calls you “allies” and avoids saying “occupation troops,” or “sepoys, “ but you know the truth, don’t you? Your armed forces depend on American weaponry, and spare parts and software updates and spy satellites and I don’t know what all, and a gringo general commands NATO. Your countries have the sovereignty of parking lots.
Why are you in this mess? Because Europe, except for Germany, is a collection of piddling little countries with delusions of relevance, disunited, led by feckless mediocrities better suited to managing shopping centers, and utterly dependent on the Great Father in Washington and with the aforementioned unusually placed feathers.
Yes, yes, I know it is embarrassing to be the wholly-owned subsidiary of a former colony, so you understandably pretend that America is your ally and not your owner. But it is. suppose that almost unimaginably, you grew a pair and told Washington to close its military bases …and it said, “No.” What then? Sovereignty. Oh yes. Sovereignty, Sovreignty to the left, sovereignty to the right, and not a drop to drink.
Face it: You have been snookered, played, suckered by experts. The world has three important powers, America, Russia, and China. The US has adroitly maneuvered you into regarding two of them as enemies so that, when Washington treats you like cheap hired help, you have nowhere to turn. By using NATO to goad Russia into a war, it cut you off, Germany most importantly, from trade with Russia, a major source of cheap energy, raw materials and market for industrial goods. Blowing up the Nordstreams crashed the German economy and made Berlin ever more dependent on expensive American natural gas. It was slick.
Now the US has you gabbling about “deterring China.” Deterring it from what? From selling you stuff at good prices? How many military bases does China have in Europe? Anywhere? You are so easy.
You have been Reverse Imperialized. America, once the property of European powers, now regards European countries as the geopolitical equivalents of charwomen, gardeners, and casual labor, doubtless meritorious in the eyes of God but needing to be kept in their place. China, also a former colony, could buy most of your countries to use as doorstops and your approximations of leaders don’t know whether to hiss and fizz at Beijing or hold out the begging bowl. India, formerly owned by England, begins to loom large as England declines. Oops. Before planting seeds, maybe it is a good idea to read the envelope they come in.
I hope this letter answers your questions. Fredon Everything is a column both benevolent and beneficent, overflowing with wisdom like a burst water-main, and replete with good will for all.
}sincerely,
Fred
Most of Europe is in the sewer (except for Hungary and Poland), completely infected with muslims and africans.
Exactly!!!
while American cities are absolute paradises of white christianity…really?
Latisha, Lithography, and Epstein…..The Mice that Roared (to harken back to that Peter Sellers movie circa 1959 or 1960 of similar name).
I’m so gullible. I thought we were the ones being snookered by the Europeeees. We pay for most of NATO, provide them with a defensive umbrella so they don’t need to enable them to invest in lavish social networks and short work weeks, buy their goods, tour their rivers and castles, drink the wine, all the while they’re charging our manufactures fees and tariff and protecting their Ag markets form our engineered fake food. Now, I’ll consider the opposite being true. Or, can they both be true?
Paying for NATO means paying the salaries of American soldiers, and giving Europeans money to buy American weapons. Remove NATO and be embarrassed when you see how much money, effort, and sovereignty has been wasted for so many years protecting Europe form imaginary enemies.
Jeez, Fred, you say almost nothing about Trump. Which is a major achievement, considering what Trump is doing to turn the USA into a shining beacon of fascism, while at the same time pandering to Putin’s demands.
You say that Europe is irrelevant. Wait and see. What is happening is that the USA has demolished its alliances through an incredible degree by bad faith and actions that can only b explained by kowtowing to Putin. Europe was kept safe by NATO, not least by major purchases of US weaponry, but now we cannot rely on supplies of said weaponry and need to make our own. Probably a good thing anyway. We also hear nasty things such as “kill switches.” From an ALLY?
Trump is doing his best to hand the Ukraine over to Putin, but for odd reasons, possibly related to a knowledge of history, Europe thinks that this is not a good idea.
Meanwhile Trump the economic genius is imposing tariffs on all and sundry who incur his senile wrath. With the obvious result that the tariffed will look for alternative markets and sources. Why didn’t your very stable genius think of that?
Trump is symptom, not disease, result not exogenous.
Covering up for US and European failures by blaming Trumo is a great way to misunderstand everything.
‘Trump is doing to turn the USA into a shining beacon of fascism’
I am sure Adolph Hitler would approve of Trumps support for Israel.
Adolf does not seem to have cared one way or other for Israel, which did not exist in its present form when Adolf died. I assume that you are implying that Israel is fascist. Well, Netanyahu deserves impeachment, at the very least, and I assume that you are criticizing Israel for putting down Hamas. So who attacked who first, and who has a policy of =exterminating the other?
David – It seems you have read what I said and managed to interpret it to mean exactly something different than what is manifestly obvious.
Not sure whether I’m having more fun when I’m agreeing or disagreeing with you. Never cease your curmudgeonly rantings!!!
Cherchez le Juif. Don’t they deserve credit for all this chaos?
Good lick, Fred. Europe was obedience trained for decades, then hung out to dry and go broke, run by punks and whores who didn’t see their collective hosing coming.
And then it happened, sharia barbarians now rule the roost. The Euros just don’t know it yet.
They have not the numbers or the spine to stop the Tsunami on the horizon.
“sharia barbarians now rule the roost”
Is this the sort of crap that Faux News puts out?
Name ONE European country where sharia rules. I’m not holding my breath waiting for your reply.
It’s happening at the local goverment level. Sweeden, Denmark, etc.
Name some significant European countries that are not headed for control by the Islamic Ragheads as is England, (have you been in London lately) France, Germany, Bosnia, Herzegovina and perhaps even Russia with the largest Islamic population in Europe….Separate subject (check the growing spread of Muslims in the US) These people multiply like rabbits.
“Name some significant European countries that are not headed for control by the Islamic Ragheads”
Name one that IS.
You have a bad case of Islamoparanoia. No country is even close to being taken over. What gets the headlines is the fact that Muslims are primarily urban and hence tend to be visible in the urbs, where they form a relatively high proportion of the residents. Out in the countryside, they are very thin on the ground.
Bear in mind that the imams shit themselves over the secularization of the younger generation. Either they go radical, generally due to poverty and marginalization, or they assimilate into a generally non-religious society.
“(have you been in London lately)”
Yes. It is not what you think. Have YOU been to London lately?
“No country is even close to being taken over. ”
But they are on their way…
“Name ONE European country where sharia rules.”
Europe is past the tipping point. It just hasn’t hit the floor yet.
You forget that the percentage of Muslims in Europe is quite low, not even double digits in most countries. However, they tend to congregate in urban areas, especially the larger ones, so they look as if there are more of them than there really are. Since they get involved in local government, this gives them more leverage tan would b the case if they were more dispersed.
I se breathless estimates of then the Muslims will take over, but bear in mind that Europe also has a number of nationalist and populist parties that tend to be anti-immigration and anti-Muslim. Expect the right-wing rhetoric to get even more strident if the Muslims really do look as if they are taking over.
But note that a certain Mr Khan has been mayor of London for some years, and is generally regarded as doing a good job. Unlike a predecessor, a white man with unruly blond hair and political ambitions.
The UK.
Here is another true statement by one of those old dead white guys Europeans love to hate.
“Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured. But I fear greatly that the storm will not pass. It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly, ever more widely.”
-Winston Churchill January 20, 1940
All I can do is hope Ed Welch above gets fed/fred to Winnie’s crocs.
Government – all government – is not a good idea being done poorly. It is a bad idea being done thoroughly. Fred Reed will never face a shortage of things to ridicule.
Read “The Nature of Evil: Centuries of Parasitic Philosophy” available on Amazon.
I am impressed by the lack of knowledge about Europe, presumably from armchair travelers.
Europe did NOT get a free ride from NATO. More to the point, Europe saw no reason to indulge in the level of military spending that the USA has, and still does. The Warsaw Pact countries were sucked dry of cash by financing the Soviet war machine, with the obvious result that the relevant economies finally collapsed. How can the USA finance its military indefinitely? Europe has always bought large amounts of US weaponry, at prices determined by the USA.
As for trade, Europe does not want US agricultural products that are regarded as not fit for human consumption. The EU has strict laws on food imports, for the benefit of its citizenry. The USA is not going to get a free pass to export any old rubbish. to
So enjoyable being able to read a sarcastic and thought-provoking slant on world affairs. Thank you Fred for coming back to enlighten and entertain us!
I hate to be the elephant in the room but Fred I know you can do better, relevance wise.. Nobody gives a shit about the Europeans. There’s a Civil War just Norte of you . Us Vietnam Vets were in the middle of Civil War 1.0 when we DEROSED and you know that LZ USA was much hotter. Somethings/wrong changed with Civil War 2.0 and nobody wants to talk about it
‘I hate to be the elephant in the room but Fred I know you can do better’
That is assuming ‘Fred’ is really Fred.
lol
“That is assuming ‘Fred’ is really Fred.”
I think it’s not. It has the sound but not the substance. “Latisha, Lithography, and Epstein” sounds Fredoidal. Boring little holes in the world’s story about America sounds ChommieBot.
Fred knows the USA, Mexico and the PRC. that is obvious. Methinks he is out of his depth when it comes to Europe.
I’ve been reading Fred for quite a few years now.
This piece, while more-or-less ‘ín the style’ of Fred somehow feels, I dunno, unauthentic. It’s sarcastic but doesn’t have Fred’s flatline humour nor his excellent and original turn of phrase.
Fred, is it really you? Please give us a sign of life…
I have been wondering as well. For one thing, in the past he never discussed Europe.
Fred I went to an old ressay of yours https://fredoneverything.org/netanyahu-lets-you-and-him-fight-bransishing-the-american-miitary/
Yes, Netanyahu but “That page cannot be found”. Mossad keeping an eye on you?
Good humor and raw truth Fred! As I said earlier…. Just wait until our cousins in Europe get their tails in a tough war crack again. They will look to Uncle Sugar the third time in the past hundred years to save their butts. It’s just their way with little to no leadership on the Continent.
Read some fucking history, and not the US school version.
The USA wanted to be out of European and Asian conflicts, but got drawn in anyway.
As for Uncle Sugar, FDR financially eviscerated the UK in 1940 and 1941. Thanks a bunch.
“They will look to Uncle Sugar the third time in the past hundred years to save their butts.”
When were the first two?
On rereading this, it does not read like Fred at all. What’s up?
“On rereading this, it does not read like Fred at all. What’s up?”
There is an ongoing discussion with a few of us postulating Fred has been replaced by a poseur of some sort.
It’s AI, i only read the comments.
Hope he’s doing well and thanks for the preAI essays.
As a german i am pretty ok that others do that paranoid thing of being an empire. Sure that mafia blabla of “being protected” is a little annoying, but who cares? It’s easier to live on the periphery.
There is another aspect to consider. We have passed the torch of the most amoral, subhuman country in existence to a shithole formerly known as God’s own country. Some things moves fast.
We do not have any oil or minerals. So there is nothing of interest that shithole will demand. And stabbing their alleys in the back is just the normal for satanic subhumans, maybe a must.
No idea what this is about.
I’m Dutch myself Fred is right about Europe. Our media is nothing but a hypocritical sham that likes to parrot US war propaganda. Oh USA dislikes person xyz? Oh no problem we’ll put him in the Hague without question. We’re a lapdog that likes to take abuse from it’s master (a nuclear armed lapdog with a huge economy no less. Our leaders are weak and retarded, our nations chasing silly dreams like multiculturalism with inbred Muslim immigrants that can’t read or write.
Having said all that, Russia invading Ukraine is indefensible. Not only because of past beastly episodes of Russia starving that entire nation via the holodomor, but also because current Russia is an aggressive invader that likes to murder civilians by the dozens.
Yes the USA supports Ukraine via a proxy war, yes the eu are a bunch of wusses. But no, we shouldn’t let a mafia dictator like putin have his way. Sometimes you just have to fight an enemy regardless of the situation or the profits the big orange man is making. Putin is such an enemy.
Right on, Florian. Putin and Communism are cancers that must spread for their own survival even though they’ll kill the world. “Somebody Else is bad too, not just Putin!” May be true. Doesn’t matter.
Trump is attempting to rally the rest of the world against Putin.
If it were me, I would tell Putin to back out of the territory he took from Ukraine, of I will supply Ukraine with whatever it takes to push him out, and rally Western Europe to do the same.
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Whoops Fred, .. you lost them at “Dear Europeans.” They honestly can’t see the distinction between themselves and the hordes invading their countries. These Latishans, Lithographs, and Epsteins eschew any distinctions, preferring a jumble of the right emotions.
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I hope you and yours in Ajijic, Jalisco, are safe, Fred.
“The situation in Guadalajara, Puerto Vallarta, and other areas controlled by the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) remains fluid after Mexican security forces killed Nemesio “Mencho” Oseguera, the head of CJNG.”
Proof of life from Fred would ease quite a few minds. There’s a lot of websites that claim to be conservative, like granitegrok.com, that slip pro-Russian poison pills into their 98% conservative content. “Fred” here has been doing that too since he announced his retirement last year.
Que seas salvo y sano, Fred, o que en paz descanses. Gracias para todos.
‘Proof of life from Fred would ease quite a few minds. ‘
Note the last message from ‘fred’ was Jan 31, nearly a month ago.
Most of the hemorrhage visible is due 5th column activities in the top EU and DE political environment. ( Baerbock, UvdLeyen, Kallas, … ).
Another venue of destruction is “Leitkultur” proponents that hate orthodox, slavs, nonwhites, .. ( insidious sleepers like Wolfgang Schäuble ) Afaiu they are the force behind unending support for Ukraine ( most corrupt place around Europe and further east )
Top this with totally polarized media. Toe the line in public or turn “unheard”.
In a way the US Democrats are fighting Trump from Europe.
Ukraine’s corruption does not mitigate Russia’s. The Bloods and the Crips are mortal enemies and neither gang is the good guys. The best thing an outsider can do is back the weaker side until both sides have mostly destroyed each other. Then move in and end them both.
But Ukraine did not initiate hostilities
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